As fears about the coronavirus reach fever pitch, toilet paper fever is spreading like wildfever. Here's what's happening with the strange and confusing COVID-19 situation on the ground in the jungles of northern Thailand. Also, a well-timed crackdown on the ice cream bucket licking trend, the proper etiquette to observe when finding a pube in a pizza, and much, much more. TIMELINE 2:13 Coronavirus update 24:18 Low Season 30:06 The rise of the delivery driver 36:53 Will Trump "suspend" the election? 41:03 The magic of Google Translate 45:14 Voice technology 49:50 Eating around a pube 54:34 Ice Cream Bucket Lickers 56:43 Shitting outdoors 60:00 Fidget Spinners