Arts
Edinburgh Castle Guardians Sir William Wallace:“I got up this morning. I like to get up in the morning;It gives me the rest of the day to myself.” King Robert the Bruce: “I was out walking the other evening. This fellow stopped me, And asked if that was the moon up there in the sky.I told him that I had no idea as I was a stranger here myself.” William Wallace: “No Bad.Bobby, is it possible to mistake Schizophrenia for telepathy?I hear you ask?” Robert the Bruce: “Like it.There's a new slimming course just outWhere they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, But you also look so much more relaxed.” Wlliam: “Brilliant.I admit to spending a fortune in my time on women,Drink and gambling. The rest I squandered.” Robert: “Ha ha.I saw this tourist last week.He was dressed as a cowboy.Wi’ a broon paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper troosers.He was wanted for rustling.” Wullie: “Oh Bobby that’s a gid yin.I'm no a fan of the new pound coin, But then again, I hate change." Bobby: “Aye weel Wullie,You and I won’t be gawn anywhere soon,So we micht as weelEnjoy oorsels!”