Miscellaneous
Dear Donkey Kong Jr., I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, this will make us both a lot better off, well me at least.. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me, I really don't care for you anymore, that's the way it is.. Don't let it get you all upset inside, I blame your father. It is because of your history of lying problems that keep me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you. You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with sweet way you stuff your face all day long while watching TV on the bed. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you came to my house and stunk the bathroom up I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good. I think you'll find someone to have an unhealthy relationship based on physical attraction. And hopefully we will still be close buddies. Peace, Super Retro Madness!