Comedy
Conservagedon, Tea Pocalypse, NeoConolocaust! Remember all those times in history where a group of people got together and said "we are going to stop this world from ever going through any more scary changes because this here set of values and culture we have is perfect because I like it and I'm perfect", and then they did, and it worked? Remember all those times? Like the civil war, the civil rights movement, the women's movement, the fight against social security, minimum wage, healthcare, gay marriage, and integration. Well this here episode is dedicated to all those put upon culture warriors diligently defending their freedom to make their "way of life" mandatory for you, and enriching their corporate overlords that they have never even met at the same time. That's christian charity for you! Also introducing new character Bobby. Bobby has been a ghost haunting the podcast for awhile. Some of our OLD fans might remember him as the list reading man from the first episodes. He is an interesting character full of down home, well meaning, dutifully minded insanity. He wasn't fully formed back then but is birthed here in this episode, six months over due. Hear him wallow in his afterbirth of fracked oil and corn syrup, watch him blink at the light with his dull sad eyes. If you like Bobby, if you want him to become a staple of our show simply place #ConfederatePanties on your child's forehead with a tattoo and send us a picture. Enjoy.