It's a literal bone-cruncher in this weeks confession. The Toast tells Ulrich all about the many ways he has hurt himself over the years. From licking hot radiators, playing soccer, imitating Star Ship Troopers, and more, we see just what lengths The Toast will go through to get out of doing something he doesn't want to do. If you're eating ice cream, you'll want to slow down after you listen. And just what is under the tape of the Donatos bag? No matter what it is, it's going to be some horrible sh*it.