You're gonna want to take a shower after this one. In this weeks confession, the Toast tells Ulrich all about his lack of personal hygiene. It's a tale of head lice, wetting the bed, pretending to brush your teeth, and hair grease. All of this along with a look at undiagnosed mental illness, and the hierarchies of middle school. What ssent of body spray is that? Whatever it is, it's going to be some horrible sh*t...   EMAIL