Blazing Beamard. Fantasy, Humor, Weird Western Blazing Beamard, by Stanley Webb Special Agent Bull Wire pursues the air pirate Blazing Beamard into the desert. A Chinese saloon girl named Fang leads Bull toward Superstition Peak, warning that Beamard is not a man, but a gold-starved dragon. Third Flatiron podcasts are available on the website at thirdflatiron.com. Story read by Jake Austin and produced by Andrew Cairns.