Accepted. I Went To College To Be Emily Dechanel And All I Got Were Seven Worthless Diplomas.

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What is a girl to do when she finds herself as not a white man? Go to college and get some worthless degrees so we can make less money! (maybe)Emily and Jordyn are joined by the dazzling Cassie and their collective seven collegiate degrees in part one of the three part dive into their college experiences. (Note that their degrees have nothing better to do than sit around and chew the fat.)Today they talk deciding to go to college, selecting their majors, and if they ever thought about throwing in the towel - figuratively, they did not make enough money to dispose of any linens...At 03:15, in the first round of Millennial or Gen Z, 50% of which generation plans to move back home after college?At 09:17 they talk about the most adult thing they've done this week, featuring a passive aggressive opinion on gender roles from the Department of State. They divulge how they chose their college majors at 13:48, ranging from Emily Dechanel, to stubborn type A biases, to "I couldn't see myself doing anything else EVER". The three earn seats on the struggle bus through betrayal from a store where you would least expect it, YouTube banner blunders, and the day the podcast (almost) never was. Things take a turn for the better at 31:00 with free mom and dad hugs, and the tea is spilled at 32:41 with how thousands of NYC subway cars ended up at the bottom of the ocean. And if that's not enough to peak your interest wait until you get to 38:00 when they tell you how to save 1500 plastic bags a year and weeks of spoiled produce per grocery run for under $20.Follow Emily and Jordyn on Instagram and Facebook @fifweknowpodcast, check out their website at www.fifweknow.com, and as always, RATE REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE! And don't forget what your mom always said, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."Take care of yourselves, take care of each other, and take care of the earth. Until next time, cheers!