Comedy
In a Walmart-based wellness dispatch, our narrator updates Mandy Lou on purple jelly beans, Vicks-infused enemas, and—most urgently—Buzz’s latest crisis. After getting stuck to a wad of gum in the Chuck E. Cheese ball pit, Buzz is now sporting a bubblegum mass fused to the underside of his scrotum. Peanut butter failed, the doctors are sighing, and temporary scrotumlessness seems inevitable. Between changing Buzz’s TV to Family Matters and prepping for Sunday dinner (where Buzz will proudly bring his Buzz Corn Pops), our narrator requests a few prayers, maybe some donations, and possibly a new scrotum. Community matters, folks.