Comedy
Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! (https://www.patreon.com/topiclords) Lords: * Gary * http://duckfeed.tv/ * https://www.patreon.com/duckfeedtv/ * https://twitter.com/garybuh * Brayton * Bogwater convention coming to your town soon! Topics: * Spirit Halloween's Youtube Channel * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3PL2DxHye4 * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJIbE6Lt2w * A drug you never want to try * This list of people's favorite mugs, and how to generalize it * https://twitter.com/AnnaHollinrake/status/1382392715074211849 * https://twitter.com/waxpancake/status/1385291669801631744 * Devo - Theme from Doctor Detroit * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A8Xe9M0NY * Unedited (syncable) commentary: https://youtu.be/QIK-ngWWhhs * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqnPciNhQXU * Mechanics or features of a game that the game doesn't tell you about * Which undead would you most like to become? Lich? Ghoul? Skeleton? Ghost? Zombie? Wight? Revenant? Microtopics: * What a .tv TLD indicates. * Brayton's Bubbly Bog Water. * Airdropping incredibly earthy mineral water directly to your house. * Using the wrong musical sting. * The gas station that functions both before and after noon. * Drinking water out of a beer bong. * The algorithm providing a solid recommendation for once. * Going into Spirit Halloween and asking for something in an underfed Michael Myers. * Giving out vaseline for Halloween. * The truth according to vaseline.com. * Whether vaseline meets FDA requirements for human consumption and whether that qualifies it as a foodstuff. * Blooming your own onions at home so you can stop going to Outback every weekend. * All the other things you could bloom with your new onion bloomer. * A good way to go into a fugue state and have something on in the background while you're doing something else. * A redditor who went missing after acquiring some Datura seeds. * A recreational drug for which the lethal dose varies significantly from person to person. * Deciding whether to join a cult based on whether you hallucinated the cult leader high fiving Aquaman or selling celebrity maps under a bridge. * The serial rooster on the box of corn flakes who's roosting every time you see him. * The rooster jumping off of the Corn Flakes box, grabbing the butcher knife, and giving you career advice. * Explaining that cocaine isn't addictive and you would know because you do it every day. * Scrolling through a Twitter thread about people's favorite mugs to see all the great mugs. * Perusing the multivarious ways a person can like a mug. * The East Berlin traffic light man. * A trivet in your grandpa's kitchen that says Joint-S.T.A.R.S. and depicts a star firing a lightning bolt at a tank, and whether your grandpa is secretly an anime villain. * A dragon clutching the world in its hands with an American flag pattern on its spread wings. * The patriotism dragon. * Our favorite mugs. * Going on Twitter to relax. * Whether a big enough knife counts as a sword. * Devo Vevo. * Dan Aykroyd speed walking while people make fun of him for the entire duration of the film. * Mark Mothersbaugh jogging in a sealed garbage bag so he can quickly lose enough weight to qualify for his intended Devo weight class. * The belt from the 1920s that jiggles you. * Recording a commentary on a Dan Aykroyd movie as part of your podcast about Binding of Isaac collectibles. * Replacing every transition wipe in Star Wars with Mark Mothersbaugh floating across the screen. * The illusion of intentionality. * A beat poet playing a bass constructed out of a bass drum * Our favorite fake lap steel guitar solos and what synthesizers they were played on. * The geniuses at genius.com having absolutely nothing to say about Devo's Theme to Doctor Detroit. * The Charmin Bear's mom's opinions on ass wiping. * A Transmissible Toilet Paper Disease That Affects Only Bears. * Rubber Krulwich. * Jogging and Pimps: the Doctor Detroit Story. * One of those Doctor Detroit marriages you always hear about. * The Curse of Doctor Detroit. * Flying out of a still frame of a hot dog. * Mark Mothersbaugh wearing an inflated bodysuit so that his silhouette matches Dan Aykroyd's when they speed walk together. * Going to the area labeled "combat zone" in hopes of finding someone to shoot. * Hiding aliens in your space game and never telling anybody about them. * Hiding a main quest in your space game and never telling anybody about it. * Getting a gamer treat for peeking into corners. * How Portal should've warned you about its unusually high fall damage on the box. * The pros and cons of being a lich. * Whether April would stick around if Jim turned into a lich. * Dying at Chuckie Cheese and being stuck there as a ghost forever. * Whether being a zombie secretly feels awesome. * The tragedy of Quake's wireheading grunts. * Dying on the subway and having to listen to buskers for eternity. * The parable of the good lich and the good billionaire.