Miscellaneous
Joe Biden is now President of the United States. I guess Q didn’t come through after all. Imagine that. Eric and Joe take stock of the beginning of the Biden administration and how, technically, for at least 9 minutes we had an illegitimate president. Former Cubs scout and Mets GM Jared Porter, after sending 16 unanswered text messages to a female reporter, decided to break out his, uh, personal bat to try to woo her. Has this ever worked? Now he’s out of a job and hopefully back in his pants. What state has been most effective in distributing the COVID vaccine so far? The answer might surprise you, but it’ll definitely “take you home.” The Chicago Teachers Union is threatening to strike if they’re asked to return to in-person teaching. How long are Chicago parents going to tolerate this kind of crap from them? And finally, one of the big changes with the new Biden administration in the White House: President Trump’s magic button to have a Diet Coke brought to him on a silver platter is no more. Pour one out for the button. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.