Comedy
Friends! Ancient Greeks! Fans of popular fandoms! Welcome to an elongated episode which is basically one gigantic SPOILER for both Game of Thrones Season 8 and Avengers Endgame. (Turn back now if that’s not your jam! Ye be warned.) How does a chelsea boot factor into this? JUST YOU WAIT. We really jump from the cock to the donkey a whole bunch in this one, and by the end of the episode you’ll understand both what that means AND how to say it in French! So we should probably go ahead and change our genre to “Educational.” This week’s duel: Language You Would Be Fluent In If You Could Learn It Instantly. Takeaway quote: “Jaime is the Buster of Arrested Game of Thrones.” Alternate quote: “Your sins are the same as your notes to your mom.” Alternate to the alternate: “Drink your hemlock and stop ruining my life.” Highlights: + The Kathleen Shoutout (Week 2!) + The running count of our friends/listeners continues, if you’re playing along at home! + GOT E3: Esther rants about dragons; also we eviscerate the plan henceforward known as Theon and a Bunch of Red Shirts (not a band name, but it could be) + GOT E4: Kristin provides the soundtrack for a certain couple’s hookup + Endgame: The most significant question of the whole movie, which character gave Kristin pants feelings? (IT’S PROBABLY NOT WHO YOU THINK) + We finally check our dueling style against LMM’s Ten Duel Commandments … don’t worry, our cats are now involved so everything is much more official! SOLVED! + Our resident Grudge Camel reveals which ancient philosopher is on her Sh*t List + WHAT SEES THE HEN’S BOOBS?? Also, a real sticky wicket featuring dog feces and husks of grain. + A recounting of our most glorious Google search + “Bye, Esther’s paintings!” + The relationship of a daddy to a krispy