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Dads Dicking About

48. You don't know how to say Masturbate?

Mike and Jonny, two old mates that were separated by the great northern cultural exodus of 1999. Neither have appeared on TV or films but their claims to fame list from telling David Beckham the wrong aisle for soy milk and meeting Duncan Goodhew at Pontins . These are the weekly chats between the two of them, now dads making a bit of time for dicking about random things they have seen or done. dadsdickingabout@gmail.com https://twitter.com/about_dads