Comedy
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! NO! IT’S AN AUDIO FORM OF KRISTIN AND ESTHER’S CREATIVE LOVE CHILD -- NOW WITH 100% CLEARER VOICES! Come, listener friends (aka Kathleen and Kathleen only), and sit in our meadow filled with over-excitable sheep as we absolutely 100% do not bring up Toby Keith again. Or any other 90s-era country star, for that matter! OK, frankly we do--but we also discuss injuries we’ve sustained in normal and not weird ways, the logic traps/Vaudevillian-esque comedy acts of children, and get unexpectedly deep after a teensy mention of Game of Thrones. Our duel this week is FAVORITE THINGS BEGINNING WITH THE LETTER H -- and it’s a truly fantastic voyage. There is an actual winner this week, also! We didn’t even have to text Alicia *twinkly noise* to fight our battles for us! Do you think horseshoe crabs found favor with us? LISTEN TO FIND OUT. Takeaway quote: “Wouldn’t it be a humpFRONT?” Amendment: God, Kristin was so wrong. NOT ONLY does Garth Brooks have a twitter account with almost 500K followers (which tbh feels low for how long he’s been a country music legend), there is INDEED a Chris Gaines article on Wikipedia. Highlights: + Praise be to the audio gods, we’ve got crystal clear sound this week! No scratchy scratches when we cackle very loudly directly into the mic -- you’re very welcome + Is it possible to go from cackling about country singers dressed as superheroes to seriously talking about our feelings in a matter of minutes? WELCOME TO OUR FRIENDSHIP. + K: “But, as it turns out, I have the pain threshold of an OX.” E: “I always knew that about you!” + Guess which dental procedure was one of Esther’s Childhood Nicknames! Hint: It wasn’t GUM SCALING. + Do we or do we not want to go lay in a ham hock? + The outing of the grudge camel! + WE DO NOT TRUCK WITH HUMPTY DUMPTY OR HIS TROUSER SITUATION