Comedy
Welcome to the first episode of Untrue Crime. We're so glad you stopped by. Please retweat if you like us, and be sure to rock your kids to sleep to our voices and play us loud and proud for your dentist. **A [transcript](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UANwDksVp5SPn93oKC8TL1-irym5O7Nip_4St32Ts7w/edit?usp=sharing) is available.** Feel free to [email us](untruecrimepod@gmail.com)with comments and questions.