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This week Kristen works out FOUR DAYS IN A ROW, Justin Beiber assults someone and Swaggy P is a not a real name. 8/26/14 Show - EPISODE TWENTY TOPHER: Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports. This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me. My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles. KRISTEN: and in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow. Recap of our personal lives T: Shot a sketch with confectioners sugar in my hair. K: back at work! Oh, and on a workout kick. Any tips? Weekly Sports Recap - COLLEGE FOOTBALL KICKOFF! Let’s discuss this week’s matchups, shall we? Plus, Michael Sam sacked Johnny Manziel and the internet exploded. Topher’s Lingo Assist - “Sarkisian” Justin or Jerk - Justin Bieber is under investigation for attempted robbery -- for lunging at a fan at an arcade and sports bar, attempting to get the guy's cell phone. Justin and Selena Gomez were at Dave & Buster's Monday night when a fan started taking cell phone pics and video of the two. Law enforcement sources say ... Justin lunged at the guy ... in an attempt to take his cell phone and presumably erase the pics and video. Justin's security held him back and he never made contact with the fan. Police were called but before they arrived Justin booked it out of there. Law enforcement sources say the fan wants to press charges and Justin is being investigated ... and the possible crimes are attempted battery, attempted theft (stealing the pics) and attempted robbery (grabbing the camera in an attempt to permanently deprive the fan of the pics and video). Justin could be in big trouble, because he's on probation in the egging case and violating the law could trigger a probation violation which could land him in jail. Fancy Fella’ of the Week - Nick Young AKA Swaggy P with Iggy at the VMA’s Sports Drama - Former NFL superstar Albert Haynesworth dumped a bucket of ice cold water on a transient who posted up in front of his burger joint ... after the guy allegedly harassed several female patrons. Haynesworth -- who famously signed a $100 million contract with the Redskins in 2009 -- now owns the BurgerFi restaurant in Knoxville, TN. Haynesworth noticed a homeless man set up camp in restaurant's underground parking garage and called police to escort him off the property, but the guy came back and began harassing Haynesworth's patrons. "He swung at some girls.The guy was running off customers." So Albert decided to take matters into his own hands -- "I gave him the ice bucket challenge!" Albert says he took a bucket of water from the ice cream machine and doused the guy ... hoping it would send a message that he wasn't welcome on the property. "I don't usually care [about homeless people on the property] as long as they don't mess with people and sometimes we’ll make them food when they come up to the front and give out forks and napkins to the customers." She already swam from Cuba to Florida ... and now super athlete Diana Nyad tells has a brand new goal -- she wants to pull a Forrest Gump and trek across the USA by foot!! Nyad was out in L.A. on Monday where she's getting ready to celebrate the 1 year anniversary of her historic swim -- when she told us all about her big plans. "I just decided ... two years from now, I'm going to walk across America ... and get 1 million people to do it with me!" And what's her motivation? Diana says she wants to whip America's fat asses into shape!!! CONTACT US! Rate us on iTunes Check us out on Twitter: @KTeachesTSports or leave us a voice mail at: (323) 790-6175