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This week, Topher gets an elderly woman fired from Sears, Kristen makes up the phrase, “Owner Emeritus,” and then tries to explain how in the world she could still like Justin Beiber. TOPHER: Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports. This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me. My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles. KRISTEN: and in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow. Recap of our personal lives T: Screwed Up Trip to Brazil K: Vacation - DECIDED! Weekly Sports Recap - Ray Rice suspended 2 NFL games for alleged domestic abuse incident; Stephen A. Smith suspended for a week from ESPN after his comments regarding the situation. Topher’s Tips: Destroy The Elderly Woman’s Email Topher’s Lingo Assist - “Owner Emeritus” NEW SEGMENT! Better or Worse? “So Yesterday” Star of the Week - Hilary Duff and estranged husband Mike Comrie (formerly of the NHL) were spotted dining together. Kristen met Hilary Duff backstage the night she met Justin Timberlake. Thus, a Hilary Duff story. Justin or Jerk - Here’s what we know: Orlando threw a punch at Justin last night, Justin ducked and screamed, “What’s up bitch?” Justin partied with Orlando's then-wife Miranda Kerr after a 2012 Victoria's Secret fashion show in NYC and they got very VERY close. in April of this year, Orlando was hanging out with Justin's on-and-off GF Selena Gomez. Justin threw gasoline on the fire by posting -- then quickly deleting -- a sexy pic of Miranda. Sports Drama - The stepfather of Argentinian soccer player Carlos Tevez has been found -- and is in "good shape" -- after he was kidnapped in Tevez's home country ... with reports saying Carlos paid a ransom to get him back. A lawyer for Carlos' family told media outlets in Argentina that the soccer player's stepfather was kidnapped early Tuesday and was held for 8 hours before he was returned. According to the BBC, Tevez's stepfather was driving his car about 19 miles outside of Buenos Aires when he was abducted by a group of men. There are reports out of Argentina that Carlos paid a ransom to get his stepfather back -- with some media outlets saying it was as low as $5k and as high as $400k -- but Carlos' lawyer has not confirmed if the reports are true. Carlos -- who plays for the Italian club team Juventus -- has been granted time off to be with his family in the wake of the incident. Arizona Cardinals linebacker John Abraham was arrested for DUI in Georgia. He was leaving the Pink Pony strip club -- AT 4PM -- cops say they saw a vehicle stopped in the middle of the road with Abraham asleep at the wheel. CONTACT US! Rate us on iTunes Check us out on Twitter: @KTeachesTSports or leave us a voice mail at: (323) 790-6175