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This week Kristen starves herself, the news gets smutty, and the show gets stood up for a soccer date. Ouch. TOPHER: Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports. This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me. My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles. KRISTEN: and in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow. Recap of our personal lives T: Put out a few sketch videos, my sister, brother-in-law and my nephew came in town. K: Weekly Sports Recap - Topher’s Tips: Juicing at 6am while a baby is sleeping is GUARANTEED to wake the baby. Topher’s Lingo Assist - Gabe Stoutmire Catches up up on FIFA ? of the Week - Sports Drama - If you've got a spare $3.5 million laying around ... you gotta buy ladainian tomlinson's mansion ... it's for sale -- and it's unbelievable. The 13-acre property sits on two lots in an ultra-private community just outside of San Diego ... complete with 10,000 square feet of living space. But here's where it gets crazy ... the 5 bedroom, 6 bathroom mansion includes … -- A resort style pool with a ROPE BRIDGE and waterfalls private basketball court private golf area with sand trap wall aquarium wine cellar it sits up against the steep hill where LT used to train during his NFL career... oh, and also has a SECRET ROOM that's only accessible through a door behind a bookcase. The bookcase opens up and leads to a private man-cave movie theater complete with stadium style seating and a '50s malt shop themed bar area. LT bought the home back in 2004 for $3.5 mil ... and it's listed for $3.495. No word on where Tomlinson plans to move next ... but it can't be as cool as this place, right?! The pornography website, Pornhub has asked its users to stop uploading Brazil Vs Germany highlights to their site as ‘Public Humiliation.’ One of the most famous shake joints in the country is offering Carmelo Anthony FREE LAP DANCES FOR LIFE ... if he re-signs with the NY Knicks. If Melo chooses to remain with the Knicks, they'll make it worth his while with the most sinful package of flesh pressing goodies ever. The Scores New York "Melo Love" package includes: -- Free lap dances for life. -- Judging the “Dollars For Scholars” amateur pole dancing competition (15,000 scholarship in his name to the winner.) -- A new drink called “The Melo Carmelo” to be served in the club forever. -- His own personal ball girl and cheerleading squad for every Knicks game that would only cheer for Carmelo. -- A topless charity basketball game in his honor (in which he could play) ... "where holding is not a foul." CONTACT US! Rate us on iTunes Check us out on Twitter: @KTeachesTSports or leave us a voice mail at: (323) 790-6175