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This week Kristen becomes a psychiatrist, Topher tries to remember who the Spurs are, and squirt bottles become a weapon. TOPHER: Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports. This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me. My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles. KRISTEN: and in the land of peaches, Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow. Recap of our personal lives T: Shot a few sketches for the new show, I may FINALLY see Spider Man 2 this weekend. K: Learns to surf… In Los Angeles. Ha! (And in actual news, I ate 4 Papa John’s pizzas this week. No exaggeration. I watch a lot of basketball.) Weekly Sports Recap - the Los Angeles Clippers to potentially be sold; bids were taken today. Donald Sterling still fighting! Tiger Woods is out of the US Open. Oh, and Aaron Hernandez pleads “not guilty” to killing a bunch of people! Topher’s Tips: Don’t let anyone tell you who you are. Unless they’re like your life coach or something, cause then they’re just trying to guide you really. Topher’s Lingo Assist - NBA Finals Belieber of the Week - Carmelo Anthony plays ball with Justin Bieber! (Not a jerk.) Sports Drama - Chicago Blackhawks goalie Corey Crawford is under investigation by the LAPD after allegedly squirting a heckler in the face with a water bottle during Monday's Game 4 loss to the Kings . 27-year-old Kings fan Clark Wong filed a BATTERY report Monday night claiming he was "sprayed" by the hockey player at Staples Center. Wong says he was sitting behind the Blackhawks bench heckling Crawford who allegedly whipped out a water bottle and blasted him right in the face. Wong says he believes the bottle was filled with backwash -- along with water -- and it has caused serious irritation to his eyes. Wong says he's going to a doctor to get his eyes checked. LAPD Media Relations spokesperson Sally Madera who tells us, "A battery report was taken and the incident is under investigation." Tuesday night 50 Cent may have thrown out the worst first pitch in MLB history. Shelly Sterling will accept offers this week to buy the Los Angeles Clippers ... and a frontrunner is a group led by former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Shelly met with Ballmer Sunday at her Malibu home, and our sources say his group made "a very competitive offer." Shelly and her lawyer Pierce O'Donnell have put the word out ... they'd like to make a deal THIS WEEK. We're told there are several other potential buyers in which Shelly is interested, including: -- Grant Hill Group (Hill is a former NBA star who teamed up with investment partners) -- Magic Johnson and the Guggenheim Partners (a financial company based in Chicago) -- Patrick Soon-Shiong (surgeon turned multi-billionaire businessman) -- David Geffen and Larry Ellison Our sources say Oprah Winfrey is no longer in the running. Donald has turned full control of the team over to Shelly and she is privately negotiating with Silver to allow her to sell the team on her terms. The team could be worth upwards of $1.5 billion. CONTACT US! Rate us on iTunes Check us out on Twitter: @KTeachesTSports or leave us a voice mail at: (323) 790-6175