#002 Part 1 - How to Lose 10 Pounds in 5 Days

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Get in the back seat with Jake in Freddy for this episode wherein Freddy gives listeners a sh*tty path to losing 10 lbs in 5 days, puns as a weak attempt at humor are investigated, and Jake and Freddy discuss their Myers Briggs types in relation to Game of Thrones.   You'll also hear Jake admit a slight respect for Ramsey Bolton and his desire to "smash" Khal Drogo.  Hilarity ensues. Show Notes [0:00] Freddy spoils Lord of the Rings for all of our listeners. [0:50] Where Freddy presents Jake the new lapel mics. [1:20] Jake finds his style archetype, and it’s “rakish”. [2:30] How to keep your hair on fleek. [3:55] How to pull off being inconsiderate in traffic. [5:10] There are two kinds of people: high-fivers and head-nodders. [6:55] Freddy takes DRASTIC measures to lose enough weight to keep $250. [12:40] Why do guys think dick pics are a good idea? [13:35] Jake and Freddy discuss whether or not puns are punny. [19:15] Jake is blown away at the concept of buying bottled water. [22:15] The greatest drink in the world: Pamplemousse La Croix. [23:40] Where we learn that Freddy is an ESL that brooms floors. [26:30] Myers Briggs, Game of Thrones, and Jake’s slight admiration from Ramsey Bolton. [31:45] Jake admits he has a man-crush on Khal Drogo. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roadrants/message